Planet Sherlock by pir8fancier
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Title: Planet Sherlock
Author:
pir8fancier
Pairing: Sherlock/John
Length: 6,537
Rating: NC-17
Verse: Sherlock BBC
Author's summary: John and Sherlock devise a rating system for their sexual encounters.
Reccer's comments: The author's summary is somewhat misleading, as this isn't actually an established relationship fic. In this story, as in canon, John is quite keen to get off, but Sherlock isn't having any of it and keeps making unpleasant or outright disturbing revelations about his dates. This culminates in a very frustrated John trying to explain, in terms that Sherlock can understand, just why he is so keen to have sex.
Let's put my desire for sex into context. Your context. For me, a blow job is akin to a finding two forefingers chopped off at the first knuckle. The fingers, both from the right hand, are pointed at each other. The room is locked and the fingers are from two different men."
Sherlock sat up straight. "You're joking."
And that's when things get really interesting.
Author:
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Pairing: Sherlock/John
Length: 6,537
Rating: NC-17
Verse: Sherlock BBC
Author's summary: John and Sherlock devise a rating system for their sexual encounters.
Reccer's comments: The author's summary is somewhat misleading, as this isn't actually an established relationship fic. In this story, as in canon, John is quite keen to get off, but Sherlock isn't having any of it and keeps making unpleasant or outright disturbing revelations about his dates. This culminates in a very frustrated John trying to explain, in terms that Sherlock can understand, just why he is so keen to have sex.
Let's put my desire for sex into context. Your context. For me, a blow job is akin to a finding two forefingers chopped off at the first knuckle. The fingers, both from the right hand, are pointed at each other. The room is locked and the fingers are from two different men."
Sherlock sat up straight. "You're joking."
And that's when things get really interesting.
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Date: 2011-05-08 02:46 pm (UTC)Please look at our guidelines for warnings in recs. We only ask for a few extreme issues that are necessary to mention.
ETA: My mistake! We didn't include guidelines on warnings, just mentioned in the template "when necessary" and asked that reccers not warn for slash. Policy post coming.
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